Anger management.

Man, you just had to be there....this is the brief conversation I had with my mom via Microsoft Word. She wanted to type on my laptop, so we ended up typing a little note back & forth. Here goes:

Mom: We do not like Katie……..she is a redneck bitch and she can go jump in the middle of lake jocassee without a damn lifejacket. She has pissed me off for the last time…….f…….in whore

Me: Kayla gets on my f….in nerves. She’s always texting me and she’s so f……in clingy and I don’t like it!!!

Mom: She needs to get a life and find a friend that likes clingy bitches

Me: Gah, Mom. You’re pretty mad there. Maybe you should go get a punching bag.

Mom: Maybe I just need some damn food…..i ate lunch at like 12:00

Me: Ooooooook then. Let’s just go get some damn food, since you ate lunch at like 12:00.

Mom: Like maybe we could go to the castle & look at dresses and then go see about getting you
a new cell phone

Me: OMG MOM THAT WOULD BE SO F……….IN AWESOME. Wait, I think there are too many dots there. The ‘f’ bomb doesn’t have that many letters.

.....like I said. You just had to be there.